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Generating Hardihood Gonzo . . . . .Cirque du Classique Rock!

Lou Volpano / ascertainment® inc.

Manical Scribe

5 Star General of Classic Rock

Lou Volpano's literary BIOS was forged in the twisted, feedback-soaked trenches of live Classic Rock 'n Roll during the genre's most prolific creative period, from 1973 to 1993. Lou Volpano isn't some fresh-faced starfucker. He's a heavily scarred veteran of a broad, savage half-century in the crossfire, wrangling feral egos and surviving backstage riots, including Aretha, The Band, Journey, Chuck Berry, The Bee Gees, Peter Frampton, Cheap Trick, The Ramones, Judas Priest, The Beach Boys, The Doobie Brothers, James Brown, Dick Clark, Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan, George Harrison, Elvis, Blues Brothers, Frank Sinatra, and a lot more. 


His demented, gleeful soldier-of-fortune writing stands out, and alone, in his offense to entertain the Baby Boomers, countering the greasy, plastic, algorithmic jukebox musicals passed off as authentic rock 'n’ roll.


MBAs don't focus-group his concepts. They're birthed by and baptized in the high-decibel psychiatric ward of live music logistics. He's delivered classic rock theatrical delirium to pop-culture warlords like Dick Clark, John Belushi, and Neil Young.