ascertainment® incorporated
ASCERTaintment Incorporated
Maniacal Scribes United
We didn't start in some sterile, glass-walled boardroom with a PowerPoint presentation and a tray of bagels. Hell no. ascertain-ment® was forged in the twisted, feedback-soaked trenches of live rock 'n roll. We looked at the greasy plastic, algorithm-generated garbage currently clogging show business and decided a demented, howling satirical attack with savage glee was the only reasonable counter-offensive. We are soldiers of rock 'n roll fortune, recovered bean counters who saw the light when the bass kicked in.
Most Recent Work:
Rock 'n Roll Reality Fiction Book
Searching for Elvis
https://searchingforelvis.com/
Articles for Content Syndicators
Old School Degreed
You don't survive 49 years in the hallucination-induced rock 'n roll meat grinder without developing a deeply demented, cask-strength vintage. ascertain-ment® isn't some fresh-faced startup; we are heavily scarred veterans of a broad and savage landscape. The concepts we create aren't focus-grouped by MBAs in khaki pants. They're birthed and baptized in the high-decibel psychiatric ward of live music logistics. Half a century in the crossfire, wrangling feral egos and surviving backstage riots including... The Blues Brothers Movie, Iron Maiden, Journey, and Alice Cooper Live. Cheap Trick for HBO, Bob Dylan's 30th Anniversary for Columbia Records, and a rap sheet of hundreds more. We’re talking about providing theatrical delirium to pop-culture warlords Dick Clark and Larry Klein for American Bandstand and the rhinestone-studded gladiators of the American Music Awards.
WEAPONIZING MADNESS TO FUEL YOUR EMPIRE
We aren't looking to politely network over tepid Chablis and exchange business cards. We are actively recruiting co-conspirators to profitize high-octane, hardihood gonzo and violently accelerate customers. We are drafting a global cartel of visionaries, and are seeking accomplices in the following rackets:
- Feral Creatives: Sonic deviants, noise-mongers, and visionary freaks whose talent borders on a public menace.
- Flesh-Peddlers: Deal-makers, talent smugglers, and 10-percenters with fangs who know how to unleash raw art onto the mainstream.
- The Thunder-Domes: Brick-and-mortar asylums, neon-lit bunkers, and sweat-drenched temples of noise.
- Financial Kingpins: High-rolling adrenaline junkies and venture capitalists with a taste for danger and an appetite for massive, explosive returns.
- Algorithm Hijackers (Digital Content Creators): Pixel-pushing anarchists and screen-melting visionaries ready to hijack the global bandwidth.
- Concrete Czars: Real estate renegades and empire builders looking to inject their dirt with undeniable, high-voltage cultural gravity.
- Theatrical Mercenaries: Silver-screen maniacs and stage-combat generals ready to translate our collective fever dreams into box-office dynamite.
Contact
Literary- film -syndication - live
We love the business . . .We live the business.
Jerry Weintraub Jr. Theatrical Consig
Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Hours
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Men Die Like Dogs in Show Biz. There's Also a Negative Side.
The Everlys, Elvis & EBITDA
Lou Volpano kicked off his trip by hustling the Everly Brothers into a sweaty high school gym, and by '74, he was navigating the madness with Elvis. After 25 years of surviving the rock 'n' roll circus, Volpano hit Pepperdine Business School to master the dark arts - valuation math to show the value of I.P. to venture